Double mastectomy

and she’s still in the One-Percenters of Hotness.

Whatever, but shouldn’t THE THING be the black guy?

Whatever, but shouldn’t THE THING be the black guy?

Why hasn’t Larry Flynt

asked those Cleveland gals to appear in his magazine?

Has anybody done

Vulva-Vuvuzela.

Can you imagine

if it was a gay Figure Skater?

So the Internet killed a guy?

That’s kinda cool.

The porno version

will be BOSTON SCHLONG.

Hey when chimpanzees learn how to speak, are they going to be bummed out about being called chimps? Is chimp a pejorative?

I’m not looking at any photos

from the Boston Marathon bombing and manhunt. I’m gonna wait for the  TASCHEN book.