Wrong Thinking
A PLACE FOR WRONG THOUGHTS.
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WILL BE CALLED *50 SHADES OF GAY* AND/OR *69 SHADES OF HEYYY* AND/OR *FISTING MAKES IT GREAT*
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“Congratulations to the always-innovative Time magazine on its victory at the National Magazine Awards”
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is anyone looking forward to the next time?
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God bless Levon Helm for being Country-Poverty-Authentic White Soul Brother No. 1, and all. But all the black dudes he liked to jam with—did any of them ever say, “Hey, let’s do ‘The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down’”? Goddamn Yankees, down here freeing our slaves and shit.
P.s. Sorry, Senior Editors and other consumers of Senior Editor Rock.
P.p.s. Fuck you, Joan Baez.
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You only have to wait outside the Pearly Gates for a few years before they let you join the black people singing and dancing in Heaven. Don’t want to rush things! You know how it is.
