“Virgil Caine is the name, and I served on the supply lines of the armed forces of a tyrannical white-supremacist insurrection”

God bless Levon Helm for being Country-Poverty-Authentic White Soul Brother No. 1, and all. But all the black dudes he liked to jam with—did any of them ever say, “Hey, let’s do ‘The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down’”? Goddamn Yankees, down here freeing our slaves and shit.

P.s. Sorry, Senior Editors and other consumers of Senior Editor Rock.

P.p.s. Fuck you, Joan Baez.